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| Used cars: Why
go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! |
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| Auto repair
service: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere
again. |
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| Dinner special:
turkey $2.35, chicken or beef $2.25, children $2.00. |
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| For sale: an
antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. |
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| Four-poster
bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. |
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| We do not tear
your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. |
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| Mt. Kilimanjaro,
the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely
pool while you drink it all in. |
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| Toaster: a gift
that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. |
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| Don't let worry
kill you. Let the church help. |
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| For those of
you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. |
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| This afternoon
there will be a meeting in the South and North Ends of the church.
Children will be baptized at both ends. |
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| Wednesday the
ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my
little bed" accompanied by the pastor. |
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| This being Easter
Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the
altar. |
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| Tired of cleaning
yourself? Let me do it. |
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| Next Sunday
a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet.
All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward
and do so. |
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| Man, honest.
Will take anything. |
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| The friendly
behaviour of the teachers helped the shy persons to be opened. |
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| Have several
very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. |
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| Now is your
chance to get your ears pierced and take home an extra pair, too.
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